woot.com humor that will fly by too quickly due to a woot-off
Oh, You’d Be All About This If They Were Two Chicks
iPods. Sansas. They’re okay. They have their place. But the Coby 2GB Media Player is a different sort of player. Can’t it have a place in the world too? Can’t it find… someone special?
“Hey, Trisha! There’s a concert in my pants and you’re invited!”
ugh
“No? Okay, well, Polly? Concert in my pants? You’re invited?
Grow up, Stewart
“What? I’m just trying to- Janet! Janet! Have you heard about the concert in my pants?”
“Whoa, whoa, Stewart! What’s going on!”
“Aw, Bobby, I’m trying to tell people all about the Coby 2GB Media Player. Look at this, it’s so tiny, but the speakers are built right in for better sound!”
“Hey, they swivel out! That is cool!”
“Yeah, and you can play music and movies and there’s a built-in FM radio and everything! I’ve got about eight hours of video on there right now, which is perfect, because now I’ve got-”
”-a concert in your pants. Got it, Stewart. But you know, women don’t always see things the same way us guys do. You can’t talk to them in crude and frank manner. Unless you’ve got muscles and a cool car. Which, let’s face it, you don’t.”
“What? That’s crazy! Then women are stupid! And I hate them!”
“I’m very glad you think so, Stewart. Because I’m really interested in that concert.”
“Really? You want to know more about the concert saved on my Coby 2GB Media Player?”
“No, Stewart. I’m talking about the one in your pants.”
“Bobby, I… I never noticed until right now how beautiful your eyes were…”
“Come on, Stewart. Let’s drive up to Vermont and destroy the institution of marriage… together.”
